Friday, August 26, 2011

Breast Implants

News item #1 Paintball pops breast implant.

News item #2 Indonesian airlines check hostess applicants for breast implants.
Apparently there are issues with air pressure falls and breast implants.

Are we seeing the beginnings of a mass panic involving breast implants?
Could there be a need for strict safety guidelines regarding breast implants?
Imagine a safety warning for women with breast implants riding bicycles...

WARNING a fall could result in serious injury to breast implants! Metal bras should be worn.

WARNING all airline passengers with breast implants are advised to notify cabin crew of possible injury during flight.

WARNING MRI scans may cause explosion of breast implants.

1 comment:

Jeannie said...

I think it's time women's rights groups swayed women not to mutilate themselves in the effort to be more attractive.