Pope Benny and the Jets

 Post #1094

Thousands of children of priests...just read the story.

Read this story and then sing along with the lyrics.

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

chorus

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong

Holy and Wholesome

Catholic priest up to skulduggery again.

What is it about Catholic priests?

Is it the pressure of the job?

Is it the unrealistic demands of the congregation? Too many weddings too many funerals. How much can a priest take before reaching breaking point?

This poor priest denies any knowledge of dead girl found underneath the floorboards of his church.

He admits to having sexual relations with her as well as another liaison with another female organist of his church.

So, is the Vatican concerned? Does the Vatican issue a papal bull, NO hanky panky in the pulpits?

No, they are more concerned with creating another saint.