Riddles

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What is the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.

Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a catholic priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

If you think this is bad, then this is the typical of the email I get.