Thursday, March 15, 2007

Convert to Islam

As my regular readers would know, I have recently converted to Islam, the temptation not to pay taxes was just too tempting to me.

I was going to take up the option of another three wives, but my wife is divorcing me.

So now I'm looking out for four, dark eyed, beautiful young virgins to become my wives.

I will be taking all applications and considering them without prejudice.

Peace be with you, Lexcen Abdul Mohammed Jihd
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5 comments:

Borrego said...

I wish I knew what you are talking about, ignorance isn't always a bliss.

7:42 am
none said...

I love it when people make a snide comment with nothinbg to back up the attitude.

What happens after the 72 Virgins are deflowered? Do you get new ones?

8:01 am
Anonymous said...

Jesus, I have obviously made a great mistake. I have just converted and become a Bible Basher at Hillsong, hoping to gain entry to Opus Dei - because I want to stand for the NSW Liberal Party in the coming election.

I am sure there are more virgins in Islam - all those Christian shaggers are real scrubbers - I like it in the dark, with white tarts wearing one of dem black balaclavas over the head ... much more fun - just like robbing a bank.

12:27 pm
Lexcen said...

Hammer, I'm glad you asked that question about the 72 virgins because it was the first thing that crossed my mind. Apparently, according to the Qu'ran, the virgins remain perpetually virgins no matter how many times you have sex with them in heaven. Isn't Allah great?

6:50 pm
Baconeater said...

Apparently, according to the Qu'ran, the virgins remain perpetually virgins no matter how many times you have sex with them
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Some Western girls who aren't into Islam use the same philosophy while on earth.

11:58 pm

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