Thursday, August 06, 2009

A Modern tale.


Ok Mohamed, so you feel like the need to live in another country.
Somalia is a mess, you're black and you're Muslim. It makes sense to emigrate to Australia. Right?
Australia, land of kangaroos, beer, casual sex and loose morals. Perfect for a Muslim.

After a while, Mohamed feels unhappy. Mohamed doesn't fit in, he becomes alienated. How can this be?
It's the fault of those damn Australians.

So Mohamed makes plans to do a bit of killing. That's what good Muslims do.
Australian soldiers seems like a good target. After all they are killing innocent Muslims in Iraq. Mohamed wants to teach those nasty Australians a lesson.

Mohamed is then arrested and he's surprised.

"But I didn't do anything", he pleads.

Mohamed's family tells the media he is a good boy. He must have been a victim of alienation. It's all the fault of the Australians.


So, all you Australians, hang your heads in shame.

3 comments:

Jeannie said...

Someone should tell these people that if they act like assholes, others don't want to hang with them. It's stupid to suggest that everyone accept everyone - doesn't work that way.

Anonymous said...

Either be prepared to assimilate... OR DON'T EMMIGRATE!

Mattexian said...

Or worse, moving to a new place, and demanding that everyone there change to make it more like your old place. I've seen that happen, and it wasn't about religion.

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