Thoughts on tits.

If I was a woman, I don't think I could ever have any respect for a man. The issue is that men are helpless in the presence of naked female breasts. Every thought process stops in the male brain at the sight of female breasts. How can women have faith in the countries leader if they know that as a man, he is totally disarmed at the moment he sees a female breast?
It's not as if men don't have breasts, they do, they even have nipples so the false modesty is even more perplexing to me.
Sometimes, when the glimpse of female cleavage takes hold of my mind, I am reduced to a blubbering idiot. I say to myself, for God's sake man, pull yourself together it's only a mammary gland or two.
For all the progress of evolution, there is one setback, one flaw in the development of the human brain, more specifically the human male brain. The fixation with female breasts is totally breathtaking. Consider the billions of dollars generated simply by publishing images of naked female breasts. The market is insatiable. In fact, the quickest access to a man's wallet is to flash female breasts at him. This is a fact the advertising industry has known for a very long time.
It seems like there is a short circuit in the male brain at the mere sight of female breasts.
I could go on but I just feel so ashamed and disgusted with myself.
Sometimes, I wish I was female.