Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The Watchtower Vol.666 Edition 69

Today is a day unlike any other day. I read the newspapers and read about another war in Lebanon. I read about terrorism and bombings, the greenhouse effect, the price of oil going up, inflation, poverty and aids in Africa, murder statistics on the increase, drug abuse in epidemic proportions, the vile spread of pornography in our society and I turn to the Bible for answers.
I refer you to the words of our holy lord and messiah, Jesus Christ, "For the times they are a changing..." and "...the answer my friend is blowing in the wind..."
In these times that we live in, many of you like myself would be asking the same questions, what is happening in the world? In the Gospel of James, there is the apocryphal story, "There's a lady whose sure, all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven, when she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed, with a word she can get what she came for."
There is a message for all of us in the Bible and it is that in the end there the Apocalypse.
" I love the smell of napalm in the morning..." line 5, verse 6, page 1022. Yes, the signs are all in place, the message of Nostradamus has been finally unravelled. To know more, come to our next meeting at Kingdom Hall.


ButterSnatch said...

In the immortal words of Sir Mix-A-Lot...

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung

Lexcen said...

Profound comment. Words of Wisdom from a brutha from anotha mutha.