Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Lonely Hearts Service #2

My name is Mary.
I am a virgin.
I am an active member of GreenPeace.
Um, I believe that women have an important role to play in society.
Um, I think Motherhood is much underrated today.
Um, I think war is bad and should stop. Really!
There is only one book worth reading and that is the Holy Bible.
I'm looking for a husband to share my life with. He obviously must like children, I have little baby called Jesus. It was given to me by God by immaculate conception. I am still a virgin.
I am a non-smoker, non-drinker. Looking for guy to have good times with and possibly marry.
Must have sense of humor, be at least six foot tall with good income and drive BEEMER or MERC.


Intolerant said...

nice beard mary.

ButterSnatch said...

She'd look good with a pearl necklace, provided by ME of course.