Muslims blame lack of Faith for drought

We have now been told. Australia must wake up and recognize that our lack of faith in Allah is causing the drought. Talk about rubbing salt in the wound. Sheik Omran is now telling us (Australians) we don't have enough faith.
As I understand it, to solve the drought, women need to put on burkahs, men need to stop shaving, we all need to find which direction Mecca is in and prostrate ourselves and pray to Allah.
Not only that, we need reposition our toilets so they face away from Mecca, but I am not clear on what this means, but I guess that if you sit upright it might be less apparent than if you tend to lean forward on the throne. In this case you would lean forward towards Mecca whilst taking a crap. For those of middle eastern extraction, sitting on the throne is a novel concept because they are more familiar with a hole in the ground. In their case, that would climb up on the white throne, being careful not to slip and injure themselves, squat like it is a hole in the ground, take a dump, look around for pebbles to wipe the shit, don't find any, use left hand (right hand holds the Qu'ran) and run fingers along wall to clean them.
This concludes todays lesson on how to solve the drought.

We look forward to Sheik Omran's future mutterings and how to solve the rest of Australia's problems.