Prostatitis

Today I'm having another attack of prostatitis. It's painful, it's debilitating and there's nothing modern medicine can do about it. Antibiotics don't help.
I have about three attacks a year for the last six years.
I've been examined, XRayed, had my bladder ultasounded, had my urine flow measured by high tech equipment anal probed more time than I care to think about by my GP - not anybody else and that's enough for me. I don't enjoy it one iota.
I've been told by specialists that it's probably due to stress. I'm not stressed.
So much for that theory.
I've tried to convince the wife that I really need to have sex with an 18 year old girl but she's not convinced, I don't think she cares enough about my health.

The good news is that it always goes away after a few days.