A tall story

On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are stranded:

* Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
* Two French men and one French woman.
* Two German men and one German woman.
* Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
* Two British men and one British woman.
* Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
* Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
* Two Vietnamese men and one Vietnamese woman.
* Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
* Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning desert islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

* The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
in a ménage a trios.

* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating
visits with the German woman.

* The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is
cooking and cleaning for them.

* The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
British woman.

* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and
started swimming to another island.

* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

* The two Vietnamese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store,
restaurant, laundry and nail salon, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order
to supply employees for their stores.

* The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and setup
a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it
gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However,
they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.

* The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American
woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the
true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she
can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal
division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look
fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer
than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause
of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they
could call 911 and get them all rescued off this Godforsaken deserted
island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done
and go shopping.