Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Short men and evolution

A new scientific article has caught my attention.
In short ('scuse the pun) it declares that short men have had the advantage in evolution for 2 million years. Yes, short men are better fighters and therefore more attractive to the female sex.
Well, it's about time somebody made the point about us short arses.
I'm sick of women telling me I'm short. Dah, do you need to tell me that?
I'm sick of women who chase tall men, as if the extra length in legs corresponded to extra large phallus. If I'm wrong here then please correct me.

Finally, science has come to the rescue of the height challenged, the guy that gets overlooked for promotion to managerial status, " he's too short, nobody will respect him."
Maybe that's where the expression, "to look up to somebody" comes from...

Hey, it's not just Tom Cruise, Dustin Hoffman, Danny de Vito types that have all the sex appeal.
Don't forget the rest of us, don't leave us "short changed" when you know you can't fight science.

1 comment:

none said...

I always got picked on for being tall. Never saw much use for it other than reaching high shelves and being able to see at concerts.

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