SCREW YOU!

Date: 31/10/2012


Dear Sir/Ma,

RE: REMITTANCE AUTHORIZATION ORDER OF FUND VALUED NINE MILLION SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS FROM UNITED NATION.

First, we would like to inform you that we are not BANK rather an integrated financial clearing / offshore payment scheme. Our duty includes repurchasing and liquidation of bank drafts / checks and escrow bank account managers.

We are contacting you regarding the payment authorization order received from UNITED NATIONS) under the supervision of the Global Debt Settlement Committee on Economic Crunch, to coordinates the remittance sum of US$9,600.000 (Nine Million Six Hundred United States Dollars) to you through their offshore escrow bank account in London.

We also received an Irrevocable Foreign Exchange Approval Order from United Nations through the fiscal revenue implications of the prospective economic partnership agreement / policy with our commission on debt liquidation statistics for remittance of the above sum to you.
At this juncture, we urge you to fill out in capital letters the attached Wire Transfer Processing Form and return along with a copy of your valid photo identification; preferably driver’s license and/or passport to enable us commence the payment implementation processes, such as evaluation, appraisal, certification and validation exercise prior to remittance of the fund to you.

Thanks and if you have questions, we encourage you to call our foreign operations department (FOD) manager, MR. PHILIPP HALL @ + 44 782 214 8448 for oral assistance.

Respectfully,

Mr. Philipps Hall.
FMG Financial Consultant
Manager/Foreign Transfer.
Telephone:+44 20-7060-7156
Facsimile: +44 20-7060-4756