Recent news has disturbed the Lex in more ways than you can imagine.
The London bombings linked to Muslim radicals who have lived and worked in Australia as doctors.
Pictured is Mohammed Asha, being held for terrorism activities in London. See profile here.
I think intelligence operatives seem to be unable to pick up on the most obvious clues as to who might or might not be a terrorist.
In the interests of public safety, Lex has a number of key points to remember when trying to spot a potential terrorist.
1. The name Mohammed is usually a good indication that this person is likely to be a terrorist. If you happen to meet somebody named Mohammed bin Mohammed, your lifespan is limited.
2. Note the unkempt beard. This is always a good indication that someone is harboring terrorist intentions.
3. Since terrorists have been know to don disguises (read beards shaved off) we are left with other clues such as seedy appearance, an aliases such as Ahmed, Abdul, Abdulla, Ali.
4. People of middle eastern appearance traveling on British, American, Australian passports are also to be considered suspect.
For example, you run into somebody named Abdul Mohammed Ali Jihad, and he shows you an Irish passport.
This is a good time for the bullshit detector to kick in and survival skills to take over. I would run as fast as I could away from this character.
Stay tuned for part 2.
2 comments:
It's important to believe everything a parent says about what their kid definitely is not involved in though.
This is too funny, yet scarily so.
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