Say What?

My wife misplaced her orgasm,
we looked everywhere but couldn't find it.

We exchanged words,
I got more than I bargained for.

I have this feeling,
but I can't touch it.

I had a dream,
I can't show it to you because I lost it.

I started reading this book,
and then it ended.

I was looking out for danger,
but it found me first.

I spotted a bargain,
but it ran away before I could catch it.


Life after death,
is an oxymoron.


The moral of this story,
is that's its only a story.