Blow Job School

It's only been a few days since I was at the doctor's clinic, perusing the Cosmopolitan magazines and bringing myself up to date on what young ladies are interested in these days besides recipes and shopping for handbags and shoes.
As I mentioned in a previous post, sex seems to be extremely popular for young ladies.

Today as I was waiting for my Peking Duck to be chopped up in the local Chinese Restaurant, I picked up a copy of Cleo magazine. Lo and behold, right in the middle of the mag is a section titled,
"Blow Job School".

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/tips-moves/how-to-give-a-blow-job



But wait there's more. Inside the article is a sub-article title "Oral Sex Parties"

Now my mind is spinning. Why didn't somebody tell me? Why have I been wasting my time reading men's magazines when I could be actually learning something useful?




Something useful like "how to give a mind - numbing blow job".