Wednesday, September 27, 2006


Bush Pig - someone who is ugly beyond belief

Lost soul - a dyslexic rifling through a dictionary

Left Wing - someone who wants to change the status quo

Gay Activist - advocate of sodomy

Bible basher - someone who thinks God talks to them

Car salesman - a vulture without wings

Real Estate Agent - Beezlebub in a suit

Bureaucrat - someone who has the power to make your life hell, and will.

Politician - someone who speaks with forked tongue

Actor - someone who wants to get rich quick without working

Lawyer - someone who pretends to tell the truth (rhymes with liar)


Chris in Manitoba said...

never heard the term "Bush Pig" before,

Over here we have the term "Ditch Pig", also meaning ugly but as in a sexually promiscuous woman who will f*** anything, anywhere, anytime.

In proper sentence form:
"You must have been pretty drunk last night to take that ditch pig home!"

Also, "Bible Basher" = "Bible Thumper"

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

I often hear that i am a fossil... Meaning ... older than 40 years :(

Lexcen said...

I've just stumbled across a couple more: antenna man - somebody who gets it up in a crowded environment; frotteur - a man who rubs up against a woman.

Lexcen said...

Banana bender - someone from Queensland, Suckhole - ?