Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Deafenitions

Bush Pig - someone who is ugly beyond belief

Lost soul - a dyslexic rifling through a dictionary

Left Wing - someone who wants to change the status quo

Gay Activist - advocate of sodomy

Bible basher - someone who thinks God talks to them

Car salesman - a vulture without wings

Real Estate Agent - Beezlebub in a suit

Bureaucrat - someone who has the power to make your life hell, and will.

Politician - someone who speaks with forked tongue

Actor - someone who wants to get rich quick without working

Lawyer - someone who pretends to tell the truth (rhymes with liar)

4 comments:

Chris in Manitoba said...

never heard the term "Bush Pig" before,

Over here we have the term "Ditch Pig", also meaning ugly but as in a sexually promiscuous woman who will f*** anything, anywhere, anytime.

In proper sentence form:
"You must have been pretty drunk last night to take that ditch pig home!"

Also, "Bible Basher" = "Bible Thumper"

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

I often hear that i am a fossil... Meaning ... older than 40 years :(

Lexcen said...

I've just stumbled across a couple more: antenna man - somebody who gets it up in a crowded environment; frotteur - a man who rubs up against a woman.

Lexcen said...

Banana bender - someone from Queensland, Suckhole - ?

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