News not worthy of comment

Here is a list of news stories I've read this week that I don't consider worthy of comment.

1. Man in Sri Lanka accused of raping cows and banana trees. Claims having sex with cows is much under rated.
2. Recipe for cooking feral cats in Australia - eat your problem away
3. South African women take cattle growth hormone to put on weight despite health risks involved. Apparently the thin look is considered unhealthy.
4. Extra large condoms made available for African men.
5.Equine flu virus in Australia puts halt to horse racing, camel racing considered as alternative.
6. Forthcoming election elicits promises from politicians too numerous to list here. (I don't believe any of them- this is not a comment)
7. Floods inundate countryside that has been placed on level 5(severe) water restrictions.
8. Greece overwhelmed by forest fires, government blames property developers and terrorists.
9. Bomb explodes in Iraq.
10.Mafia suspects arrested in Italy...