This is what it would be like, IF the majority of people were Taliban.
Taliban KID: Mom, I'm going to go a stoning of an adulteress.
Taliban MOM: Okay, son. Remember not to use small stones.
Taliban KID: Afterwards, I'm going punish kuffar for playing the devils’ music.
Taliban MOM: Okay, try not to get blood on your clothing.
The Taliban kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
TALIBAN DAD: The day has ended, thanks to Allah PBUH!
TALIBAN MOM: PBUH!
I'm pregnant again.
Rejoice husband, for we will soon have another martyr to sacrifice his life to Allah.
TALIBAN DAD: Oh Joy! Allah is Great. PBUH. Make sure it’s a boy or I will have to kill you.
TALIBAN MOM: Oh, if I fail you dear husband, then I deserve to die a most horrid death.
TALIBAN DAD: Of course you will. Just like the other five wives that failed me before you.
TALIBAN MOM: I will gladly die for Allah PBUH
TALIBAN DAD: You surely will but Allah will not forgive you for failing your husband.
TALIBAN MOM: I know, I am truly sorry and will gladly take my punishment as a good wife.
TALIBAN DAD: Okay, I will try not to leave many bruises. Be thankful to Allah PBUH
TALIBAN NEIGHBOR: Greetings, sorry to interrupt your evening but there is urgent business to attend to.
TALIBAN DAD: Speak neighbour, Allah PBUH, knows all but we must grovel in the dirt of ignorance brought upon us by the pigs that are Jews and the wicked servants of satan, the kuffars.
TALIBAN DAD: We have been threatened by the wicked ways of a stray kuffar who has polluted our pure thoughts with filth from the kuffar slums.
Taliban MOM: Oh Oh Oh, we must protect the children.
TALIBAN DAD: Where is this kuffar that so threatens our paradise?
TALIBAN NEIGHBOR: He is outside, knocking on doors asking for alms for the poor kuffars that live in the slums. We must punish him for his insolence and for polluting our clean streets with his filthy rags.
ANONYMOUS KUFFAR: Gentleman, it is in peace that I come to you, in the name of your great Allah, PBUH, I beseech thee for crumbs from your table to feed the poor and destitute amongst us.
TALIBAN NEIGHBOR: Your suffering is not our concern, you are punished by Allah, for being a Kuffar, that is your reward. Off with you or we will be forced to kill you for defiling our pure and holy neighborhood.
This is not serious but the preachings of radicals from the Wahabi schools of Riadh in London's biggest Mosque is very serious indeed. Please watch all three parts of this documentary on Tofu technologies.
3 comments:
I had a feeling I knew the topic you would pick.
gr8 work dude..
1. i really enjoyed reading it..gr8 creativity so i ignore the exaggeration for the moment
2. PBUH is not used with allah. its used with the prophets. like mohammed pbuh or jesus pbuh or moses pbuh ..etc
3. sure... radicals on one side hate radicals on the other.
but i can understand..ur hate is not fully unjustified..
i-factor, thanks for your comment. I don't feel that I am full of hate, but if that's the way it comes across then so be it. I think that the emphasis on Jihad is an ideology that is full of hate, my gripe is that there is an extraordinary amount of tolerance towards this ideology of hate.
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