Saturday, June 09, 2007

Marketing genius wanted


Your mission is to sell something that doesn't exist. You can't touch it, or see it or feel it or smell it.

You have to convince the consumer that your product is the best in the world. In fact no other product can compete and those that do exist are a poor imitation.

This product demands absolute loyalty, in fact lifetime loyalty from the consumer.

You have to make the product , desirable, irresistible and in fact convince the consumer that without this product their lives have absolutely no meaning.

This product is far from being user friendly. In fact the consumer is expected to read the manual very thoroughly and must learn new ways of doing things or the product will injure them and even kill them.

Price of this product is free but it will cost you your life.

Tenders for this contract are now open.

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