Important public announcement from WHO

Maybe you have or maybe you haven't heard rumors regarding the rapid disappearance of the blond gene from the human gene pool.

I was so alarmed by this rumor that I personally phoned the WHO, phone number provided in pic, to verify this statement. After all people never believe a statement or a sign such as "wet paint" until they have incontrovertible proof that the sign is in fact true (maybe it's a false sign, you never know).

Further considering this matter, I thought it would be appropriate to import breeding stock from Scandinavia to maintain a sufficient gene pool of blond genes for further breeding programs.

As the proverbial saying says, "where there's smoke there's fire"