Scientific research on female orgasms

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Wealthy men give women more orgasm or women are programmed to be golddiggers.

Sometimes scientific research leaves me gobsmacked by its bleeding obvious conclusions. This time however I am left feeling empty, void and totally disillusioned by humanity.
Having recently watched a documentary on the PENIS, and how important size is to women, I now feel totally devastated. My self esteem has been driven down to zero.
Needless to say, I'm not wealthy. Does this explain my lack of success with the opposite sex. Indeed, it can no longer be blamed on my personality, height, looks or the quality of shoes that I wear. In many ways I should feel relieved. In other ways I know that plastic surgery and penis enlargement is no longer necessary if I can create the illusion of incredible wealth, my luck will change.