Saturday, July 18, 2009

Reality TV shows

I can't tell you how much I hate reality TV. Maybe it's an age thing, since most people under forty seem to love these type of shows.

Then one day, by serendipity I discovered Jenna's American Sex Star show. Unfortunately I haven't seen it but the whole idea appeals to me.
My life long ambition to be a porn actor (my wife laughs at the idea) has finally found fruition.
No longer can I say unconditionally that I hate all reality TV shows.

But there is a fly in the ointment, so to speak.

Long before my rising career as a porn star has even taken off, lo and behold I find that Lex the Impaler 3 has already hit the streets.
Those of you who know me would not be surprised to hear that Lexcen would be a perfect alias for wanna be porn star. Something like Boney Lexcen. Unfortunately the name Lex has been taken. See Lex the Impaler. I find it hard to find an alternative alias. So I cum to my readers for help.
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Anonymous said...

...Lucky Lex? Cuz let's face it, you'd have to be pretty lucky to land a gig as paid gigolo. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Lexcen said...

How about Lex Morecum?

Anonymous said...

How about Lex Longtongue... you could get one of those surgeries...

beamish said...

Your porn name should always be the name of your first pet followed by the name of the first street you lived on.

I'm "Scrappy Second."


Lexcen said...

I think I might go for Lex Long.

nanc said...

i will watch reality t.v. when they pluck my eyes from my face and stick them into a jar of formaldehyde.