Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Religious Meeting Today

I'm thinking of starting my own Church.
I'll call it the Church of God.
Everyone is welcome.*
Guilt can be removed at a reasonable price.
Sins can be forgiven by authorized clerical assistants.
Passage to Heaven sold for reasonable price with guarantee or money back no questions asked.
Tax deductions for all donations.
Afterlife Plans sold HERE!
*Muslims need not apply.


ButterSnatch said...

And I think your holy book should be called, 'The Gripes of Wrath'. You can have a book of Intolerant, a book of Dubs, a book or Lexcen and of course, a book of ButterSnatch.

We'll all be happy to contribute to your cause (for a nominal fee, of course!).

Intolerant said...

"For Intolerant so loved the niggers he sold his only slave"