A blonde walked by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy said: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder"
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She then pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches. She then walked off.
Mick said: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length"
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Monday, December 04, 2006
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3 comments:
That's cute
mick mick mick...
I have just bleached my hair... Who is the stupid ones here??? God...I didn't know the act of bleaching my hair could make me so different.
I would only have looked up at the pole and said:" Well, to me it appears as if it goes half way to heaven."
(Just kidding)
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