Sunday, April 29, 2007

Blow Job School


It's only been a few days since I was at the doctor's clinic, perusing the Cosmopolitan magazines and bringing myself up to date on what young ladies are interested in these days besides recipes and shopping for handbags and shoes.
As I mentioned in a previous post, sex seems to be extremely popular for young ladies.

Today as I was waiting for my Peking Duck to be chopped up in the local Chinese Restaurant, I picked up a copy of Cleo magazine. Lo and behold, right in the middle of the mag is a section titled,
"Blow Job School".

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/tips-moves/how-to-give-a-blow-job



But wait there's more. Inside the article is a sub-article title "Oral Sex Parties"

Now my mind is spinning. Why didn't somebody tell me? Why have I been wasting my time reading men's magazines when I could be actually learning something useful?




Something useful like "how to give a mind - numbing blow job".
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14 comments:

none said...

Good lord. Diagrams and everything.
I must be getting old.

4:05 pm
Anonymous said...

that must explain why 1/5 have STDs in America.

4:58 pm
Lexcen said...

hammer, not as old as I feel.

winai, I left out the bit that says how dangerous oral sex is for contracting Herpes, Gonorrhea and Chlamydia and possibly hepatitis B, syphilis and HIV.

5:21 pm
Jeannie said...

The fact is, not all young ladies are raging strumpets and many think stuff like this is disgusting.
They are not so "enlightened" or comfortable with sex as the media would have you believe.
Take the sex toy parties: I went to one - half the girls were virgins and bought (because you have to buy something) the most innocent things available. They laughed an awful lot (as did I) throughout the demonstration. The hostess who really is a slut was the only one who bought sex toys. The others bought things like massage oil.
It's just the media THINK sex is all anyone wants. Just like in my mother's day, the media thought every woman wanted to clean and cook.
And the media are ridiculously irresponsible when it comes to getting things right.

8:57 pm
Lexcen said...

Jeannie, thanks for the info. I asked my wife who pleaded ignorance to all this stuff. I wonder if these magazines sell because of these articles or not. There's no end to my research.

9:22 pm
Kirsten N. Namskau said...

I agree with Jeannie.

Unfortunately I once was in the situation where I thought the teens were that sex-fixated, because of all the magazine-junk they showed me and the teens language itself.
So when I, as a teacher in biology, should go through the program "let's talk about sex" I used the terms I heard they use and spoke in a far too intimit way, until my supervisor came and told me: "Kirsten, they are not so sexual experienced as they want you to believe."

:-(

10:47 pm
barista grazioso said...

I agree with the other ladies here. There's no way in Hades I'd be able to sit through one of those parties. I think I'd rather drink formaldihyde(sp) first.

My teenage girls know the lingo - how could they not. They hear it everywhere at school...but, thank God they don't like it. If they went to one of these parties I'd kill 'em.

1:07 am
Anonymous said...

...now does this post follow the sticky date pudding recipe for a reason or was it just coincidence?

1:39 am
Lexcen said...

jp, sticky date pudding is orgasmic.

7:19 am
ChrisinMB said...

Actually I think this is just a fun way for these women to feel a little naughty & giggle.

2:59 am
Baconeater said...

It is a known fact that 92% of all conversations in lady rooms in bars revolve around penises and orgasms.

While in the men's room, vaginae is never mentioned.

:)

11:13 am
southfield_2001 said...

Sadly, our societies either seem to take sex to the extreme slutiness or extreme prudishness when, in actuality, it's a healthy, vital part of being human.
I'm sure a lot of women do want to know how to give a good blow job just as any man worth his salt will be quite happy to know what his female partner wants in cunnilingus to satisfy her...because, pleasing one another is a major part of a happy, healthy sex life.

1:22 pm
Lexcen said...

Southfield, I agree that associating sexual adeptness with promiscuity is somehow wrong. I'm not sure about the appropriateness of the subject in the context of a lifestyle magazine. I'm not passing judgment on whoever wishes to familiarize themselves with sexual techniques. It seems to me that women want to appear a virgins on the outside but be as skillful as whores in bed. On the other hand, men want to appear as studs on the outside and act like studs in bed.

7:09 pm
Lexcen said...

beaj, I've never seen instruction manuals in men's magazines on how to give good cunnilingus but strange enough, I have seen it in women's magazines.

7:11 pm

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