Robert de Niro finds himself in Melbourne.
By the look on his face I can only speculate what must be going on in his mind.
"How soon before I leave this place?"
"What the fuck is this tall guy talking about?"
The tall guy is James Packer, richest man in Australia by inheritance of fortune. James Packer is also a convert to Scientology thanks to his association with Tom Cruise. I think that Tom Cruise (dyslexic) and James Packer wouldn't have managed to read a whole book in their lives.
This could also be the reason behind the look on Mr de Niro's face, as the quality of conversation trawls the depths of ignorance that would rival that of Hollywood. Of course I'm only speculating and I wouldn't want to offend the richest man in Australia.
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Scientology is attractive to narcisstic types becuase it blames all human behavioral and emotional problems on 350 million year old aliens that were trapped on this planet and stored in volcanoes.
hammer, are these the same aliens that built the pyramids or different aliens?
Southpark has a wonderful episode or two that explains it all if you can find it online anywhere. I think it was pulled but there are always rogues out there. Brilliant.
It seems unfair that stupid people can inherit fortunes but then, if we were the ones receiving it....well.
De Niro does have quite the "what the fuck" look about him though.
I have morbid interest in rich people and their stupidity...a subject for another post.
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