Tuesday, August 19, 2008

A Note to all Spammers

Thanks for the offer but my penis is huge and I don't need to make it any larger than it is.

No, I don't have any sexual problems so I don't need your help.

The viagra/cialis you're trying to sell to me is not needed because I am a eunich.

I don't need to look at any raunchy,hot babes who are amateurs doing anal for the first time...thanks for the offer. Did I mention I am a eunich?

To all those lotteries I've won, please stop because I have so much money I don't know what to do with it anymore. You can pass on my winnings to charity.

To all the competitions offering me a free iphone, I've got iphones coming out of my arse so no more please.

To all those single women who tell me they've fallen in love with me because they've found my email address, give up, I'm just a bot.

To all the rest of you spammers, please send me your address so I can personally come and thank you as only I know how.


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Hammer said...

Honestly, I thought I was the only one they picked on.

I guess I can stop seeing the shrink about my persecution complex.

Expect a lot of google hits for this one:

"Thanks for the offer but my penis is huge and I don't need to make it any larger than it is."

Jeannie said...

Please post a picture of your huge eunuch penis please.

I don't get much spam - well it goes into the spam bucket and I don't see it anyway.

But when I did, you can imagine how much I wanted to buy buy penis enlarger.

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