Conspiracy Theories, dah?

As the anniversary of 9/11 approaches, the loony left is at it again spewing forth conspiracy theories that are declared self-evident because nobody denies them. I personally believe that aliens were to blame, those same aliens that the government keeps denying exist. The aliens have the capacity to predict the future, they travel through time, they take hostages and perform unmentionable experiments on them and return them to earth as Radical Muslim terrorists, not the usual peace loving muslims who are the majority, of course.