Every day, as I go about my repetitive and predictable routine of work, eat, home, sleep, work...
I spare a moment to think about what Hugh Hefner is doing at this particular moment.
You might not know it dear reader, but Hugh Hefner is somebody whom I admire. After all, very few people manage to make their lives heaven on earth, and live to a ripe old age to gloat about it.
If I believed in re-incarnation, I would honestly desire nothing more than to return as a Hugh Hefner, living my life in the mansion, strolling around in my PJ's surrounded by centerfold bunnies at every turn, not a worry in the world other than which one to bed next...
Newsflash...
I'm absolutely devastated to read Hugh Hefner is selling his mansion.
Yes, the world financial crisis has hit the man hard, damn hard.
In fact it's destroyed my faith in hedonism as a religion.
What hope is there, what dream is left for me to dream if even Hugh Hefner has problems of financial nature?
Me worrying about cash flow is normal. Me worrying about imminent loss of my house is just life. But when Hugh has the same problems then it just makes me wonder, maybe God doesn't exist after all.
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10 comments:
You didn't believe in God anyway.
And Hugh Hefner gives me the creeps - in a disgusting way. Not to be morally superior or anything - it's not that - I just can't get past the fact that he must have had how many bouts of STDs in his lifetime? I'd be afraid to shake his hand.
He's probably just been hit harder by the free downloads on the net than by the financial crisis.
Jeannie, what about the god Dionysis?
I'll pass on the bimbos. I tried watching the "girls next door" once. My head hurt afterward.
On woman is plenty. IMO, keeping Apollo on the mantlpiece makes for a much happier ending.
erratum ONE for On... ;-)
Only 5 bedrooms? How do they fit all the party in guests in just 5 bedrooms?
Lex,
If you really feel this way, there is a religion that will get you many virgins when you die. Not only that, but you get to keep your belief in God!!!
Very good stuff, John
Hugh should have stashed a few bucks and a couple of bimbos back for a rainy day.
One has to wonder how long the girls will be next door now.
Ha!
I ditto ElBro.
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