Danger Warning

We all know how hazardous life can be in modern times. Children are always just a hairs breath away from fatal injury when near a stove, they might pour boiling liquid on themselves. All chemicals in bottles have warning labels telling us not to drink the liquid, and worse of all, children can't read these labels. Playgrounds have been deemed danger zones that a too hazardous for children, they might fall off the equipment and hurt themselves. Our government has legistlated many years ago for helmets to be compulsory attire when riding a pushbike. There are strict laws that specify all swimming pools must be fenced off to protect the children from drowning. Fireworks were banned many years ago because children were injuring themselves with those pesky little explosives. But worse, much worse than this is the danger of throwing eggs. That's right, scientific research has been conducted to prove, and to warn the unsuspecting public that throwing of eggs can lead to blindness. But even worse than this, even more dangerous than this the humble doormat has been labelled a health hazard. Warning, danger, beware there are hazards at every turn, trees have been known to leap out and hit cars for no reason at all. I'm staying home today, I'm not going to work, it's too dangerous.