Christmas time.

It's that time of year again.

Sightings of this man have again been reported by observers. True, he hasn't been as conspicuous as previous years but his lurking behavior is still apparent.
He has been known to frequent places that are popular amongst school children. He has also been reported to have given lollies to children. Social workers have been working overtime to counsel children who have been accosted by this man, some children have even been having recurring dreams about him.

His MO is well known to authorities, climbing down chimneys of unsuspecting households. Some religious people think they can scare him away by putting up facsimiles of him on their roofs. There is no conclusive proof that this works. Ritualistic chanting is also common at this time of year with warnings being sounded to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town..."

He goes by the name Santa although he has a number of aliases, including Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nick.
Beware, he is extremely politically incorrect, anyone easily shocked should not approach this man as he may voice his mating call of "Ho ho Ho". Obviously he is in much need of a skanky- ho to relieve himself since he lives as a recluse in the North Pole most of the year.

Government authorities and political activists are currently attempting to clean up all traces of this man, but there are pockets of resistance that continue to peddle pornographic images of this man through the mail system.

He has been linked to the now discredited ritual of Christmas, hence his alias Father Christmas.
At this time of year, we all try our hardest not to refer to Christmas preferring to use the more acceptable phrase "festive season".

It is important to remember that all activities associated with Christmas are frowned upon especially the practice of bribing children with gifts, for no apparent reason other than it is Christmas. Please refrain in the interests of good taste.