Tagged by Hammer

Q.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
A.I better shave.
Q.How much cash do you have on you?
A. $10.35.
Q.What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
A. Whore
Q.Do you label yourself?
A.Constantly
Q.Bright or Dark Room?
A. bright
Q.Why is there always a missing question?
A. People assume too much.
Q.What does your watch look like?
A. I have 35 of them. They cover every style and shape including fob.
Q.What were you doing at midnight last night?
A. Sleeping.
Q.Where is your nearest 7-11?
A. Don't know I never go there.
Q.What’s a word that you say a lot?
A. Forfucksake!
Q.Who told you he/she loved you last?
A. Pumpkin ( my wife)
Q.Last furry thing you touched?
A. Tiger the cat
Q.How many rolls of film do you need developed?
A. Only 1. I usually use a digital camera.
Q.Favorite age you have been so far?
A. 42, when I fell in love with my wife
Q.Your worst enemy?
A. Stupidity
Q.What is your current desktop picture?
A. Tiger the cat
Q.What was the last thing you said to someone?
A. Goodbye.
Q.The last song you listened to?
A."Where did it all Go Wrong?" Oasis.
Q.What time of day were you born?
A. Don't know
Q.What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
A. Promise myself never to waste money on vending machines again.
Q.Do you consider yourself kind?
A. Yes, to a fault.
Q.What’s your life motto?
A.To quote John Lennon, "life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans".
Q. Name three things you have on you at all times.
A. Glasses, wallet, watch
Q.Can you change the oil on a car?
A. Can a fish swim?
Q. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? Dec 16th 2006, when I wrote to my Area Manager telling him how pissed off I was with the job.

Now I tag JP, Jenafear and Kirsten