Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Muslim women for Australian Army


Some days the improbable becomes probable, the incredulous becomes credible, the world is turned upside down.

Consider this, in Australia there is a new idea, let's train Muslim women in the use of weapons.
How, recruit them in the Australia Army reserve.

Makes sense right?

I say let's not stop there, why don't we train them in explosives, hand to hand combat, interrogation techniques. After all, these Muslim women are just dying to defend Australia.

I have a picture in my mind of what the Australian Muslim Army Reserve, women's unit might look like.

I'm feeling safer already.

6 comments:

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Can I apply??? With burka and knickers.

Lexcen said...

Kirsten, why not? If I remember correct, you wear a G string.

Michael said...

Hey, didn't that last picture come from a Fatah recruitment rally?

If this is the army that Australia wants, you'd better move to the States, Lex...

Lexcen said...

michael, I would like to say that Political Correctness has gone mad but PC was never sane in the first place.

southfield_2001 said...

gee, lex...another idea is to recruit everyday Aussies to just saw off their own heads.

Lexcen said...

southfield, good idea but not as much fun as somebody else cutting off your head. I've never managed to go beyond cutting myself shaving.

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