Monday, December 21, 2009

Copenahagen Summit

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Yes folks, the results are in and we can now solemnly declare that us human beings will collectively decide that global temperature increase will be capped at 2 degrees celsius or 3.6degrees farenheit.

I'm looking forward to the next Copenhagen summit that will limit the annual seasons to just 4. Agreed? The vote is unanimous.

In fact, lets go further and say that in future discussions we will control the weather so that it only rains when it is needed. Drought and floods will be banned and any breaches will be seriously dealt with by committee of elected representatives sitting on a global council.

Other targets might also include a cessation of all war because it is harmful to the planet.

Personally I consider an end to world poverty a very possible target in the next few years.

There is in fact no limit to what human beings are capable of if we only hold a summit and talk the talk and walk the walk.

Future issues for consideration might be an end to premature death.

A war against disease.

A law that prohibits growing old.

Wisdom to be freely available at no cost or capped to a very affordable fee that can be met by installments over a lifetime plan. "No need to suffer just to be wise" could be the logo.
In fact history could be re-written so that it conforms to current politically correct viewpoint.

Sorry, I just can't stop my optimism...

5 comments:

Jeannie said...

Well, if it's been decreed...

FJ said...

Sounds like someone with "control" issues...

Alice in Wonderland said...

It makes you wonder how much the heating bill was for this Copenhagen Summit, and who will foot the bill!
But on the other hand, all that hot air would have made sure that they all stayed cosy!

beamish said...

I think it has promise. If we can determine what factories need to run at full emission production and where, we can voluntarily cause the environment to do our bidding and use it as a weapon.

Get China to kick up their Lego production and we can make tornadoes touch down in Mecca or something.

Pedro Garcia Millan said...

THE MOLOCH AXIS DEMONIACS THAT CONTROL ALL THE WESTERN NATIONS (CANADA, USA, UK, SPAIN, FRANCE ETC...DON'T MATTER IF YOU VOTE FOR THE RIGHT, THE LEFT OR WHATEVER, WHOEVER WINS IS ALREADY A PART OF THE MOLOCH DEMONS SOCIETY ) ARE THE ONES THAT CHEMICALLY SPRAY DAILY IN A GRID PATTERN OVER ALL THE MAJOR CITIES AND THIS MODIFIES THE WEATHER, POISONS US WITH HEAVY ELEMNTS ETC.; ALL AT TAX PAYER EXPENSE OF COURSE.

THEN, THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY THAT IT IS GLOBAL WARMING, SO THEY CAN CHARGE US CARBON TAX AND WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT ELSE.

SO WHAT I SAY IS f$%#-you Dick Cheney - demon worshipper, and the Bush family, and the same crap only with a black face called Obama. ALL THE SAME GARBAGE!

KENNEDY WOULDN'T OBEY THE MOLOCH AXIS DEMONIACS AND HE TOOK A SWEET BULLET TO THE HEAD, THEY BLAMED SOME OSWALD GUY, AND CASE CLOSED! TOO BAD YOU CAN'T PUT ALL THE MOLOCH AXIS DEMONIACS INTO A ROOM AND BLOW IT UP AND CASE CLOSED EH?

I'LL TELL YOU THIS MUCH, AFTERWARDS, THE WORLD WOULD BE A FAR BETTER PLACE!

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