Thursday, May 03, 2007

Signs of unintelligent life on the net

This is a rant. I don't usually rant but I think I'll indulge myself.

The reason being that some troglodyte has managed to crawl out of his cave and used one or two fingers to type a comment to me on my garden blog.

The brain dead specimen identified himself as "anonymous", how courageous is that?
I never cease to be amazed by how many cretins manage to get access to the net only to hide behind the "anonymous" banner. What kind of shit colored slime does this?

You might think that I'm overreacting to some trivial slander, in fact the excrement with a keyboard only made the witty remark that fruit and flowers go together. The insinuation being that I am gay. Who cares? I'm not, I am, I'm not, I am, I'm not, I am, I'm not.
I deleted the comment because it's just pointless. I hate pointlessness more than I hate stupidity.
What I am seems completely irrelevant except to me and my wife.

Maybe Mr Anonymous has a real name, something like Mr Feces, or Mr Wanker, or Mr Projectile Vomit.

Who cares? The point is that I care. That I know this retard and embarrassment to the human species is out there, reading my blog, posting comments that have as much substance as an ant's fart.

I know for a fact that there are some incredibly retarded minds out there in cyberspace, spewing diatribe and arguments that would be laughed at in a kindergarten. Check out Judephobe Watch
for an example of what depravity has been let loose on the net. BEAJ, likes to give air to these rantings so he can shoot them down. I wouldn't give them the steam off my shit.

So, who did I upset enough to warrant an abusive comment?

Was it the mindless automatons that follow the preachings of a lunatic, child molester, murderer?
Did I offend some pre-pubescent axe murderer?
Did I offend some pimply faced youth who writes but can't read?

O wait a minute, I do remember calling somebody an arsehole in one of my comments.

That narrows it down to two arseholes.

I know who you are arseholes!!

8 comments:

Jeannie said...

There are pre-pubescent minds out there. Leaving stupid ANONYMOUS comments is about all they can do now that call display discourages prank calls. I think for the most part they are harmless, skinny, pale, acne prone underachievers with no friends who need to bolster their confidence somehow. They'd be in deep shit if Mommy ever found out what they've been doing.

Lexcen said...

jeannie, maybe I should tell the mommy what her little bed wetter is up to.

Anonymous said...

I tend to think these anon commenters that insult in a homoerotic fashion are frustrated homos. Way too much time on their hands.

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Yeah, they are around, Lexcen ... They are in all shapes and colors.

Lexcen said...

Kirsten, I've just read your post on the bedwetter.

Baconeater said...

Most likely Rickey. He is like a virus who goes to other people's blogs who leave comments on mine.
He is mentally disturbed.
Do you have a sitemeter? If so, did you catch if the hit came from Fremont, California? That is one of Rickeys IP addies.

southfield_2001 said...

only eight year olds, and Rickey, think calling someone "gay" is an insult anymore.
Of course, in some countries, they kill people for actually being gay, but that's another issue for another time.

Lexcen said...

Rickey wasn't the first person to come to mind but it could be.

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