Thursday, November 15, 2007

Merry Christmas Ha ha ha (not ho ho ho)

It's not enough to have the word "Christmas" banished from our language because it might be offensive to certain cultures.
The PC crusaders are at it again. Eager as ever to stamp out offensiveness perceived by them, they now target the fat man in a red suit and white beard. Just imagine how scared the little ankle biters must be to be confronted with big fat man in red suit and white beard saying "ho ho ho". Yes incredible as it may seem, not till now did people actually realize how intimidating this was to little children. And we all know, we must protect our little children from the big bad world. Wrap the little ones in cotton wool, shield their eyes from the six o'clock news and most importantly, protect them from the big scary man who will bring them presents at Christmas. Better to have him say "ha ha ha" say the PC crusaders.
Funny as it may seem, to me some stranger saying "ha ha ha" and promising to give presents seems like the pedophile stereotype.
It amazes me how vigilant those PC crusaders are, seeing evil in every word in every sentence spoken or written where most of us see simple meanings.

For example we all know how wicked the word "man" can be. It has been removed from "mankind" and "manhandle" and maybe even "mannerism".
The plural of "man" (men) should also be removed from our lexicon as in "menstrual" or "mendacious".
Let's leave "ho ho ho" for the more appropriate referral to women, oops I mean ladies of a loose moral inclination...skanky ho ho ho.

6 comments:

The Frank Family said...

PC crusaders are nappy-headed hos!!!

Little Lamb said...

Christmas is not banned from my vocabulary. If someone is offended, oh well.

Sassydk said...

Who ever outlawed Ho! Ho! Ho! should be ashamed of theirselves! This sounds like a scene out of Santa Claus, Is Coming To Town!" First you get rid of Ho! Ho! Ho! and all of the Santas has to say Ha! Ha! Ha! This is just making fun of Christmas! next it is Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas! What next? Being prohibited from Celebrating Christmas in our own homes with our Christmas Trees decorated with Christmas Tree Lights and Christmas Ornaments? Where is all of your Christmas spirit?

You better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout because I'm telling you why! Santa Claus is coming to town!
(lyrics from Santa Claus is Coming to Town!)

Christmas is not banned from my vocabulary either. I love Christmas! Whoever is reading these comments.........Merry Christmas and A Happy Blessed New Year!

Sassydk said...

Who ever outlawed Ho! Ho! Ho! should be ashamed of theirselves! This sounds like a scene out of Santa Claus, Is Coming To Town!" First you get rid of Ho! Ho! Ho! and all of the Santas has to say Ha! Ha! Ha! This is just making fun of Christmas! next it is Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas! What next? Being prohibited from Celebrating Christmas in our own homes with our Christmas Trees decorated with Christmas Tree Lights and Christmas Ornaments? Where is all of your Christmas spirit?

You better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout because I'm telling you why! Santa Claus is coming to town!
(lyrics from Santa Claus is Coming to Town!)

Christmas is not banned from my vocabulary either. I love Christmas! Whoever is reading these comments.........Merry Christmas and A Happy Blessed New Year!

miskit said...

I have searched and searched and can find no evidence that this has actually happened. You are all worked up over an urban legend. No government entity has outlawed "ho ho ho".

Whoever has created this faux news item, rather than celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace, has chosen to stir up hatred and animosity during the Christmas season. For shame!

Lexcen said...

miskit, just click on the link to read story. I don't make this stuff up just for fun.

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