Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Tiger Woods


TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies 5
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?
And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart? 10
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp 15
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?
When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee? 20
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

It seems that Tiger has been doing some extra marital putting practice.
Scoring a few holes in one.
Go Tiger.
Why in God's name is anybody surprised? Do we expect the rich/famous/successful/powerful/influential to wear a chastity belt?

2 comments:

Jeannie said...

I've just got to say, that it's got to be damn near impossible to resist temptation when, because you are famous, attractive people are throwing themselves at you all the time. Even if you despise them for wanting a piece of you, it would be hard not to take advantage of it.

What amazes me is when some guy that wouldn't stand a chance without his money, is surprised when the gold digger leaves him and wants half of everything.

Lexcen said...

To be honest Jeannie, I would find it impossible to resist temptation if I was in such a situation. Being poor has it's advantages and benefits. I would be so much poorer if I lost my wonderful wife because I couldn't keep my dick in my pants.

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