Thursday, December 30, 2010

Let's Help North Korea

SEOUL — Shops selling human excrement began operating in North Korea this year, as acute shortages of fertilizer in the sanctions-wracked country put a price on feces, an analyst said Tuesday.
Read more: http://news.nationalpost.com/2010/12/29/fertilizer-shortage-forces-north-korea-to-sell-human-feces/#ixzz19akpMVTT

No doubt, here is a wonderful opportunity for the western world to show our bi-lateral support of the Communist regime in North Korea by organizing a humanitarian effort of massive proportions that will benefit everybody.

I think that shiploads of human shit sent to North Korea would be much appreciated in a time of shortage of such - aka fertilizer.
The cost would be minimal to every compassionate citizen who would be asked to take a bucket of shit to a local collection center where packaging and transport logistics would be set up to facilitate transport of fertilizer aka human shit.
What a better way to encourage North Korea than to offer this gesture of support and goodwill, maybe a slogan such as EAT MY SHIT would be appropriate accompaniment to the goodwill gesture.

4 comments:

Trestin said...

lol, I would like to that.

bernie said...

I say send a few Democrats to North Korea where I am sure they will generate enough BS to fertilize the entire country.

Happy New Year.

Lexcen said...

Happy New Year bernie.

Damien said...

Lexcen,

As much as I would like to help, if we send money, most of it will end up in the hands of the greedy "god king" Kim Jun Ill, and he will take all the credit, for what ever tiny bit of good does get done, assuming it does any at all. I feel sorry for those people who are born that prison camp. Its no wonder that many of them risk their lives to get out.

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