Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Thou shalt not...

Hot off the press after a direct conference with GOD, the Vatican has issued a new set of "10 commandments".

1. Thou shalt not drink and drive.

2. Thou shalt not make rude gestures behind the wheel.

3. Thou shalt not swear.

4. Thou shalt not tailgate.

5. Thou shalt not break the speed limit.

6. Thou shalt not talk on phone while driving.

7. Thou shalt slow down in speed while approaching children's crossings and school yards.

8. Thou shalt turn on headlights at dusk

9. Thou shalt not smoke in car if small children are passengers.

10. Thou shalt not burn rubber to impress friends.

Go Papa go, its good to see the Catholic Church has caught up with the times.

I can't wait to read the next proclamation saying that the Vatican will ban pedophilia.
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4 comments:

Jeannie said...

Why on earth would the Vatican ban pedophilia?

9:41 pm
Jeannie said...

I meant to add,
After all Jesus loves the little children.

9:42 pm
ButterSnatch said...

11. Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie.

12. Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than you.

13. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.

Thank you George Carlin...

11:54 pm
Lexcen said...

Jeannie, I guess I'm in for a long wait.
buttersnatch, are you really sure about commandment #11?

2:44 am

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